Saturday, November 7, 2009

Eggs

I was waiting in line this morning to order my daily omelet. Here was the conversation between the chef and the lady in front of me.

Chef: "Can I help you?"
Lady: "Yes, can I have 2 fried eggs please."
Chef: "Would you like 2 fried eggs or 2 portions of eggs?"
Me: Thinking ...WTF did he just ask her?...
Lady: Looking confused... "I would like the count of my eggs to be 2."
Chef: "Certainly ma'am."

Does anyone know what a "portion of eggs" is??? Holy crap! So after breakfast, I went up to the room and looked it up here. A portion, or serving, is 1 egg!! So he basically asked her: "would you like 2 eggs or 2 eggs?" The hilarity is non-stop.

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